Hi Nik.
How's things?
Down here another Christmas came and went and still Santa has failed miserably to bring me that bloody Ferrari...i'll say it again, the man's a total knob.
Does he visit you up there? If so, have a word with him about my Ferrari.
Hope you're still keeping watch over us down here...if so, make sure they're paying you the going rate for doing so...remember to tell them, double time over Christmas and the New Year.
Can I assume that you have been playing cards with Nan? If so, take my advice and keep your eyes on her Poker Face...she cheats like bugger.
Anyhow, be aware that we all miss you like crazy and we'll all get together again some day so keep the kettle plugged in.
Love you muchly XXX
